These are my favourite quotes......


"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marylyn Munroe.

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.
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"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen