These are my favourite quotes......
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."